Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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