fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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