I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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