I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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