Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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