He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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