So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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