I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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