I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize