i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
