So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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