what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
