You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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