i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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