At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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