I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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