so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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