I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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