dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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