Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
