She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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