I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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