As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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