do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i out mim tonsoeep
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