i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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