They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize