sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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