I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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