matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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