I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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