I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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