these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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