He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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