i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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