Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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