your thong is hanging out like whoa
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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