Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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