I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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