Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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