he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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