i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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