...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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