i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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