So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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