Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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