I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My vagina is very pro this idea
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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