Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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