and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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