It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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