Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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