She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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