Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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