As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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