My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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