I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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