We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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